"Get the coins out of your nose." Followed by "why?" Because, really.
"Don't lick your sister." Just don't.
"What do you mean, you sometimes forget to wear underwear?" I can't.
"I'll be back with crickets and pizza." The toads are having a party.
"I don't care what so and so does. If he/she ran out into a busy road and ate dog doo, would you do it too?" A grim example of why being a follower is not a good idea, and one of my parents' favorites.
"Gah, what is that smell?" Because you don't actually believe YOUR child's room will smell like a small animal died in there. Not your child. No way. Never.
"The dining room is the room over there. Hint: table." Giving directions in your own home. They've lived here all their lives.
"Did you just lick the tire?" My head hurts.
"Nope. That is not what head trauma is." #lifewithboys
"Because I said so." Because you said you never would.
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